Friday, 13 October 2006

from this week's private eye

Late Church School News
The Church of England today confirmed that it will in future be opening up 25% of spaces in its classrooms to the children of parents who actually believe in God. 'Formerly, of course, 100% of places at our schools went to the children of parents who attend Church grudgingly every Sunday so as to avoid having to send their children to local rubbish state schools. This we now accept was discriminatory and (cont p94)'

Nice cartoon of 'Green Tories' carrying placards saying 'Cars for the rich only', 'No foreign travel for the poor', and 'It's holidays in Blackpool for you, Johnny pleb', being told 'Um, perhaps we need to stress the green a little more, and the Tory a little less'.

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